I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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