My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
