The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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