yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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