it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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