Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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