WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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