Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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