There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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