guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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