I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can't turn off my feet"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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