I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
