You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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