I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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