just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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