Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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