Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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