Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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