fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If that was your dad, he is hot
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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