I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
