It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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