just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?