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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

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  ...yea

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  She's valid.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.

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  I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I just pictured that. It's reading a book.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.

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