Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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(352): View more from Florida

homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...

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so you did it...

(352): View more from Florida

obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(515): View more from Iowa

I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.

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(210): View more from Texas

I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.

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(650): View more from California

This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos

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(205): View more from Alabama

I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.

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