Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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