the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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