I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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