the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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