So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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