SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Randomize
