She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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