we have officially lost it.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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