If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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