I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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