yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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