what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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