I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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