Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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