i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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