i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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