Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
only you would photoshop your dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
