So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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