I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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