At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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