That's intense
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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