who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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