For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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