you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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