wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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