Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i dont even know how to be here
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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