I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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