North Korea, Best Korea!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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