So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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