and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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