I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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